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Future AU in which nobody tries out for X Factor but the boys end up finding one other eventually anyway. Louis is a jaded bastard who owns a cat named Duchess and teaches drama to teenagers, Harry is an idealistic aspiring photographer/part-time footy coach, Zayn teaches English lit and wears leather jackets, Liam saves people from burning buildings, and Niall is Niall.
By wontsitstill (mdasch & everydayslike)
Chaptered, Complete (190,000 words)
Notes: Okay so I’ve seen people rec’ing this all over and I got around to starting it yesterday. IT’S SO PERFECT. It’s hilarious and just perfect. I plan on staying up all night and reading the 130k that was posted today asdfghjkl. It’s so quotable, like it almost has the quotable-ness of mean girls.